How 'bout some horny Latino trade to help you while away a lazy afternoon? (He works for the old guy who runs the subway newsstand.) OK, I'll admit he's no pretty boy, but with your face stuffed with all that aromatic uncut meat, why should you care? Besides, what do you want for $30? [Note: I came up with this post by channeling Karl_V, to whom it is most respectfully dedicated.]
he doesn't look TOO fresh, thank God!
That's a fat fuckin cock. Thanks for keepin it fresh partyboy!
That's a fat chunk of meat.
He looks nice & raunchy.
Give him the DVD & he'll shoot a free load #2